Wednesday, June 22, 2005

:) :) :)

Some quips from late nite TV I enjoyed and now share.

"At a press conference yesterday, President Bush said he'd learned a lot about what it's like to live in Africa from U2's Bono. The President also said that he has learned a lot about what it's like to live underwater from SpongeBob."
(Conan O'Brien, June 8)

"This story is everywhere. It's been revealed that John Kerry's grades were lower than President Bush. He had a lower grade point average than President Bush. That's like losing a spelling bee to Jessica Simpson." (Jay Leno, June 8)

"It's hot in New York City. I don't know - it's like 120, 130, something like that. I'll give you an idea how hot it is in New York City: coming to work this morning, my cabdriver was steaming vegetables in his turban."
(David Letterman, June 7)

OK. Enough levity for one day. Everyone back to work.